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My Big Clock*** FOR MATURE READERS ONLY *** The main character, James (who previously featured in my book 'Will You Eat My Clam?' has a big clock! It's so big that it makes him walk funny, and he takes pics of his clock and sends them to his friends! Wild, I know! James loves bragging about his big clock! Follow James' big clock story, filled with double entendre and tongue in cheek innuendo! *Please allow up to 7 days for fulfilment of autographed copies*

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★★★★★ 1
It Didn't Last Long!
Size: Small, Size: Small
It didn't last but about two hours. My dog is a 32lb. Cavalier.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 1, 2025
★★★★★ 1
Not durable at all!
Size: Small
I have a 25 lb terrier that tore this into six pieces in about 8 minutes. They're big ones are durable but this one is horrible. Do not get this if your dog likes to chew on things.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 16, 2024
★★★★★ 1
it is not a toy a dog can chew on it lasted maybe 2 minutes
Size: Medium
it is not a toy a dog can chew on it lasted maybe 2 minutes
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Reviewed in the United States on February 6, 2024
★★★★★ 1
Chew
Size: Medium, Size: Medium
Destroyed in less then 5 minutes ;(
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Reviewed in the United States on December 26, 2024
★★★★★ 5
Purchased for 5 dogs!
Size: Medium
Handed out for gifts at Christmas. All the dogs liked and it survived all the chewing. Glad I purchased!
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Reviewed in the United States on January 12, 2026




