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Dirty Pop Cards - Holy Crap You’re Old Funny 3D Pop-Up Birthday CardTo Whom Sh*t May Concern: Holy Crap Youre Old is a hilarious 3D birthday card for the aging turd youd give your favorite toilet seat to. The front cover features the text, Holy Crap Youre Old. The inside continues, But youre still the shit. A very holy, rainbow colored poop emoji, complete with eyes, a mouth and hat, pops up joyously from the centerfold. For the love of Saint Stool, give the birthday king or queen what they deservea proper sh*ts n
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4.2 ★★★★★
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★★★★★ 5
Fresh scent and works
Very clean scent. Lathers amd rinses well. Excellent head to toe.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 5, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Nice
It was a good to use
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Reviewed in the United States on February 19, 2026
★★★★★ 3
Not that creamy texture I’m used to.
This isn’t the “white” Loki soap I was hoping for. It used to be more of an off white color and really had a sudsy, creamy texture. I have a hard time getting any creamy suds from this one.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 26, 2025
★★★★★ 5
I saw a difference with even one use.
I've struggled with dark marks from skin issues since childhood, and this soap made a noticeable difference in evening out my skin tone. It doesn't feel stripping like other brightening soaps I've tried, and my skin actually feels more hydrated after use. The lather isn't particularly luxurious, but that never mattered much to me. It's a plain white bar nothing special to look at but it smells nice. Would recommend for anyone dealing with hyperpigmentation or uneven tone.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 3, 2026
★★★★★ 1
Not worth it
Didn’t see any changes on my skin, so much money for 2 tiny bars of soap not worth it
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Reviewed in the United States on November 2, 2025
